Procrastination happens - this is a compilation of my favorite procrastination quotes. Taming Time readers shared some of their favorite funny quotes about procrastination. You can even add your own!
"You know you are getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate." - Unknown Author
"Procrastinators: Leaders of tomorrow" - Unknown Author
"Procrastination is hands down our favorite for of self-sabotage." - Alyce P. Coryn-Selby
"One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow." - Vincent T. Foss
"I am going to stop putting things off starting tomorrow." - Sam Levenson
"Don't fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all." - Mignon McLaughlin
"A year from now you may wish that you had started today." - Karen Lamb
"Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill." - Christopher Parker
"Do you know what happens when you give a procrastinator a good idea? Nothing!" - Donald Gardener
"Procrastination is the thief of time." - Edward Young
"Procrastination is opportunity's assassin." - Victor Kiam
"The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up." - Author Unknown
"There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house." - Joe Ryan
"To be always intending to live a new life, but never to find time to set about it; this is as if a man should put off eating and drinking and sleeping from one day and night to another, till he is starved and destroyed." - Archbishop John Tillotson
"If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin." - Ivan Sergeyevich Turgenev
"It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish." - J. R. R. Tolki
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"The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large." - Henry Wheelter Shaw
"Defer no time; delays have dangerous ends." - William Shakespeare
"Nothing is so exhausting as indecision, and nothing so futile." - Bertrand Russell
"There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few that we feel like doing today." - Mignon McLaughlin
"He who puts off nothing till tomorrow has done a great deal." - Baltasar Graci
"He who begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin." - Horace
"In putting off what one has to do, one runs the risk of never being able to do it." - Charles Baudelaire
"Avoid delays: procrastination always does harm." - Lucanus
"Slaying the dragon of delay is no sport for the short-winded." - Sandra Day O'Connor
"If you have goals and procrastination you have nothing. If you have goals and you take action, you will have anything you want." - Thomas J. Vilord
"The trouble is that you think you have time." - Jack Kornfield
"The dread of doing a task uses up more time and energy than doing the task itself." - Rita Emmett
Hope you enjoyed these quotes about procrastination! I have shared my favorites, now it is your turn. Share your favorite funny procrastination quote with everyone.
